Sneeze Attack Ruins Dinner
Last night I was eating a sandwich for dinner and all of a sudden—out of nowhere—I started sneezing. I hadn't had time to swallow or prepare at all. So... I was sneezing out regular sneeze-related folderol and whatnot—as well as bits of chewed food, saliva, et al. The whole thing was so disappointing and unappetizing that I could not go on with the meal.