Native Animal?

Someone set this largish stuffed animal (probably a bear?) out on Golden Gate Ave. Been there for a couple of weeks. I kind of like it there...

More Shadow Than a Tree

Today I got a spam from a Suzette Bush. She claims that using info from her linked site... "Your penis will make more shadow than a tree." Thanks, Suzette!

Deck

AJ Fowler sent my friend Jenny a spam email today. She sent it to me...

Subject: deck: "Im going to build a back deck.........with pimp."