Thursday, July 30, 2009

Rush Turdball

I typed "Rush Turdball" into Google image search. Of the 18 pictures on the first page, 7 were of Rush Limbaugh. He was smoking a cigar in 4 of the 7 pictures.


Friday, July 24, 2009

Tropicana Tragedy

Here's something that just happened: I just shook the orange juice because I was going to have a glass -- as I do every morning. This orange juice container apparently had a faulty top. Here's a list of places the orange juice went: the carpet, the refrigerator, the freezer, the ice tray in the freezer, the counter, my shirt, my face, my hair, my eyes, picture frames, cabinets, walls. After swearing for about 30 seconds (using new combinations such as "fucking fucker fuck" and "cunt weasel shit turd"), I had to spend about 10 minutes cleaning before taking a shower. The worst thing about this is that now my normal life of shaking the orange juice in the morning will be fraught with fear and uncertainty.

Friday, July 03, 2009


Am watching the Mets telecast of Mets at Phillies. Shane Victorino of the Phillies hits a ball way out into the outfield and runs very fast to get a triple. The Mets announcers replay it showing it from a different camera angle and you just watch Victorino (very fast) run around the bases. As he passes first, he his watching the status of the ball he hit, one of the Mets announcers points out that here, at this point, "he turns on the jets." Victorino had decided then that he was going to go to third, instead of just second. But as Victorino passes second, one of the Mets announcers says, "that must be fun." I was kind of thinking that too, and I didn't expect to hear it. Just watching this guy who can run so fast: "that must be fun."