Milk Chocolate Bordeaux

Here is a letter I just sent to Pepperidge Farm:

Hi. I really loved the Milk Chocolate Bordeaux cookies. I've not been able to find them lately. Seems like you stopped making them? I remember many years ago you had a cookie called Cinnamon Chip Cookie. Those have been gone for decades. First, I suggest a Retro Cookie theme where you can bring back (even temporarily) old classics, like the Cinnamon Chip. Second, I am just, straight up, requesting to bring back the Milk Bordeaux!

Thank you,

Ted Strong